Alaska Palin Auditions for the DNC

Recently, Mitt realized that his campaign needs some serious clowns instead of ones rejected by the circus like Donald Trump, Alaska Palin, Minnesota Palin and Newt. So he had his henchmen draw up the speaker schedule at the RNC, and guess what?

No Alaska Palin!

So the grifter is left with no one to feed her word salads. FOX "News" does not quite get the ratings with her as they once did, and she no longer has a reality show. Bristol and Todd filled up the Palin quota, and nothing kills like over-exposure. Just ask the Kardashians.

What's a GILF to do to regain the "edge"?


Well go on FOX "News" of course, with that famous CNN crossover Greta and unload:

There weren’t enough groans and boos when he said such a disgusting comment, really, especially to a demographic there that is — includes about 48 percent of the community being black Americans. 

Greta, if that’s not the nail in the coffin, really, the strategists there in the Obama campaign have got to look at a diplomatic way of replacing Joe Biden on the ticket with Hillary. And I don’t want to throw out that suggestion and have them actually accept the suggestion because then an Obama-Hillary Clinton ticket would have a darn good chance of winning. 

But really, Joe Biden really drags down that ticket.

You see, the O'Biden that beat her four years ago is really a drag on the ticket, and he should be replaced by Hillary because that will assure a victory for Obama. Because you know unshackling Wall Street might indeed put the shackles on the middle class if 'chains' were suddenly not racist. Or at least not as racist as calling Obama a anti-colonial Socialist and Kenyan muslin.

Wait, why is she divulging such secrets that are harmful to the Republicans?  Is she going rogue again?  Is she pining to be Obama's worst nightmare one more time?

[Update] McCain weighs in: http://politi.co/Of20LK

Yes, McCain and Palin are the best people to advise others on how to win elections.