Herman "I do not like to read" Cain has won the Florida straw poll.
Wait, is that something like Minnesota Palin winning the Iowa straw poll?
Not exactly, this one's less meaningful. Look, even when the messiah beat old man McCain and his three-ring circus with Alaska Palin and Joe the
So, you really think that a 37-14 edge for a black man in a tea-bagger-only poll is even meaningful? How about if I tell you that the Mormon
This is a sign of our growing momentum and my candidacy that cannot be ignoredJust you watch, Herman.