Jul 4, 2013

Mathematical proof that Thor is the one true God

  1. 11 + 2 = 1 + 12
  2. Eleven + Two = One + Twelve (Thanks to Neil deGrasse Tyson)
  3. Both sides of the equation have exactly the same set of letters
  4. This cannot be a coincidence, because what are the odds?
  5. Therefore Thor is the one true God
Surely this is much superior to
  1. Every thing that begins to exist has a cause
  2. The universe began to exist
  3. Therefore the universe has a cause
  4. This cause cannot have a cause, because no habla infinite regression
  5. Therefore the son of a Palestinian virgin and a holy Casper, Jesus, who killed himself to spare his own creation from his own wrath, is the one true three-in-one God.

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