It is designed to help distressed women discern if their husband is gay, because it appears to be the most pressing problem for religiously devout women today. Increasingly, they find that they have married a gay man, and they do not even know it!
Before we delve into the telling signs, let's step back for a moment and ponder this. You have the religious do-gooders preach that homosexuality is a sin. They also do not want homosexuals to marry each other or live their lives as they want to. No, they either want them to remain in the closet, or get "prayed away the gay" by Mr. Minnesota Palin, and consort exclusively with heterosexual women. Er, woman, because of that one-man-one-woman thing.
Apparently some homosexual men accept this infallible truth, and when they do, well, things do not turn out well for the woman. But before they go openly gay, there is apparently a period of confusion, where the woman can't tell whether her husband is really craving for another man.
Fear not, Christophiliacs are here to help with some signs:
Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers. He is watching porn, and didn't you know, watching porn makes you gay! Ask Hugh Hefner or Charlie Sheen. Which should scare the Bible Belt silly, because porn is most watched in those states. So ladies of the South, you are in deep trouble. But the silver lining is that he is not cheating on you with another woman.