- Obstruction of Congress
- Lying about ever using HGH
- Lying about steroids
- Lying about Vitamin B-12
- Lying under oath about ever using HGH, aka, perjury
- Lying under oath about steroids, aka, more perjury
- Others have taken HGH, steroids, or both
- 2 time World Series champion
- Athlete. Also Yankee
- 7 Cy Young awards
- 2 pitching triple crowns
- 11 All-Star appearances
- Not Barry Bonds
Dilemma: Tough one to find a jury that would guarantee acquittal, quickly
Best bet: Technicality
Hallelujah! Prosecution fucks up inexplicably!
Folks, I know everybody is focused on the other phony issue called The Debt Ceiling. But please, on Day One?
Presiding Judge Walton:
He (Clemens) is entitled to a fair trial and, in my view, he can’t get that now, and that was caused by the government. There are rules that we play by and those rules are designed to make sure both sides receive a fair trial....[T]he ability of Mr. Clemens to get a fair trial with this jury would be very difficult if not impossible. I think that a first-year law student would know that you can’t bolster the credibility of one witness with clearly inadmissible evidence.
Even Luke Walton can see that the rigged is strong with this one.
Next stop: Cooperstown