Damn you, Kurosawa, for not making that movie!

Akira Kurosawa, the renowned Japanese director of "Dreams" and "Ran" fame should have made one more movie. A movie in which he illustrates how to kill yourself with a rusty spoon. In agonizing detail, with subtitles for those who normally miss subtleties.

Then, instead of trying to engage knuckle draggers in meaningful discussions, I could simply ask them to watch that movie.