Eastwood (R - INO)

Clint Eastwood stepped up after The Donald's surprise appearance announcement caused blogs to speculate that he'd run a stale shtick of "You're fired!" on some Obama impersonator, and since that was exactly what The Donald was apparently planning, he quit.

So in steps Dirty Harry, and delivers a dozen minute long soliloquy rambling incoherently at an empty chair in a speech emblematic of the empty Republican principles that has produced a Romney-Ryan candidacy for 2012.

Let's see. Clint Eastwood pretends to be a tough guy on crime, because he is a movie star who plays a tough guy on the screen. He pretends to berate a disastrous Obama, because he is conducting a conversation with an empty chair. He must have connected, eerily, if you think about it, with the audience because most of them claim to do exactly that with a celestial dictator.